Die LOL!

Are you essential and stressed out by work?

Are you non-essential and stressed out by unemployment?

Are you a health worker and risk your life and those of your family every day by dealing--without proper prophylactic gear--with innocent victims of invisible contagious disease?

Are you tired of watching the news to see if the feckless federal government will ever take charge to fix the medical equipment supply chain, to broadly diagnostically and antibody test for the pathogen like it was deadly, to centrally manage contact-tracing, to develop a medical science- and economics-informed short- and long-term plan, and finally to fight the COVID-19 threat like Donald Trump's re-election depended on it?

Maybe you are tired of staring at your phone or laptop waiting for the unemployment office to confirm that you are in their cash cue?

Maybe you are tired of the ego and lies and excuses and deflections from the White House.

Maybe you just want to stay alive.

Finally, there is something to relieve your angst.

Calm.

It's an app you download to your smartphone after deleting your smartphone's phone app to free up some space.

Calm serves up a 10-minute daily meditation and gentle music that soothes the angry beast you have become due to the technology, virology and idiocy assault we suffer every day.

We now need a smartphone app to make us mindful. Of something other than life's utter futility.

To zen us out when we have been shut in.

Calm.

Purchase your own personal technological zen from your favorite app store.

No pressure.

Claim your Calm.

Do it now.

Or as soon as your bank account balance permits.